I learned that my iCard -- my UIS identification card -- expired today. I tried to buy a cup of coffee on campus and use the cash on my iCard, but it didn't go through. My barista said that her computer cash register told her, "Patron expired." I think that's funny. Because I'm not dead. Full of life, I went to the iCard office and got a new card -- and then paid for my coffee. I'm no longer expired.